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LiveJournal Trading Cards Free Account Edition xchris82 User Number: 490 Date Created:9:03:2003 Number of Posts: Infinite Creationist theorizer of all things Eternal Warriorism, St. Christopher, also known as the X, wants you to embrace fully-functioning, self-sufficient, psychotropic growth within our sociosphere. A hero to children, St. Christopher also encourages the need to eat vegetables and train extra hard to assault the evil Machine Menace. The day is coming, people! Strengths: The never-ending functionality found mainly in myths and legends. The Warrior is one person against the world, one person fighting with a chance to overcome due to his incomparable mindset on life - believing that the potential of the human truly ensures that All Things Are Possible. Weaknesses: Pride and apathy seem to be the only downfalls of the Warrior. Upon submisson, the Warrior slithers into the domain of the Narcissist (pride), or Joker (insanity). Insanity eventually takes over, leading to Evil. He has the potential to become the embodiment of Evil itself. Special Skills: When All Things Are Possible, any skill can become a special skill. The Warriorist Theory lays claim to this. X claims to possess mad ninja skillz (never proven, but many speculate on their nature). He is an athelete, an orator, a politician, a writer, a thinker, an artist, a lover, and an overcomer. Girls are impressed mostly. X knows it, but this does not stop him from acheiving FULL BLOWN WARRIORISM~. In short, his skill is musing with his own destiny. Weapons: The mind and his words are all he needs. However, his looks and his ability to party hard come in handy at times when infiltrating the enemy domain. Press Back, Back, A to unleash his Love Jet Psychosis attack on unsuspecting victims. Up, Down, Y teleports him him out of the way when the going gets rough. Little Known Facts: Wishes he was African-American; wishes he could relate better to those he know can not grasp his ideologies; has an immense affection for helping children grow into their potential; gave up smoking and drinking to set a better example; intends to expand Warriorism worldwide, and is looking for a spokesperson, preferably female, preferably hot, preferably a vampire.

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We know you go by several aliases. What is your given name?:
Christopher

Other names I have been called over the years: Christoff, Christofolo, Eternal Warrior X, EWX, Copeland, Ross, Yo, Angel, Fiend, Angelfiend, Chrizzle Hizzle, EVIL, Choirboy, Makalakahonihue, Ruler of the World, Rotwa (short for Ruler of the World), honey-lover to the max, Chriss Chross, King Red, Warrior and, oh yeah, He called me Chosen. If I can remember anymore, I will name them.

Where were you born?:
Tampa, Florida

What is your date of birth?:
I was born July 28, 1982. I'm a Lion! Rarrrr!!

What are your hobbies and goals in life?:
God, TRUTH dealing, writing weird stories about vampires and ninjas, and answering the calls I've been given.

"Why are you so cool?":
To answer your question, I suppose it is because I am not only a superhero to children, but a warrior among men fighting the forces of darkness and evil at every turn. I can also eat vegatables and consume healthy amounts of garlic to make me strong and wise.

Favorite movies::
Labyrinth, Vanilla Sky, Vampire Effect, Fight Club, the Passion of the Christ, The Matrix, Braveheart, and the original Star Wars trilogy.

Political affiliation: If a Democrat came along and rocked my conservative world, then the Dem would get my vote. I'm conservative first, part of a party second.

Favorite flowers::
Black roses. White roses. Both symbolize sacrifice, unto ourselves and unto the ones we love.

White or wheat?::
Neither, really. I really don't eat bread unless I have to. My favorite foods don't need loaves/slices of bread and I rarely eat sandwhiches.

Favorite food?::
House salad w/ ranch on the side.

My number: 490.

What relevance does it have?:
This is the Number of the Warrior. It's symbolic of how everything always goes Full Circle. What is redemption? What is faith? What is forgiveness? All symbloze the Cleansings of the things which once made us suffer. Seventy times seven. Four times ninety. Full Circle.

Favorite phrase: If you gotta go, go with a smile!

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